December 2011
1 post
Hawk Nelson - Zero
September 2011
1 post
2 tags
Switchfoot - Dare you to move
August 2011
3 posts
8 tags
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July 2011
8 posts
2 tags
“Veni-Vidi-Vici (“I came-I saw-I conquered”)”
– Julius Caesar
3 tags
The way we used to be - Lee Carr
[Verse 1:] Have...
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Forgiven - Skillet (Lyrics)
Forgive me now...
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Never Surrender - Skillet (Lyrics) Do you know...
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“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
– Unknown
June 2011
7 posts
7 tags
School Boy Humor - Paint me Envy
Lyrics:
To be...
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School Boy Humor - Good to Meet You
Lyrics to...
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“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
March 2011
6 posts
“If in doubt, never ask potash”
– Unknown
Chinese Fail Conversation
A Chinese Guy Calls to US.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh ......God!!! !
“Music’s the medicine of the mind.”
– John A. Logan
“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”
– Berthold Auerbach
“All I need is a big surfboard and a piano.”
– Dennis Wilson
February 2010
2 posts
Bored? →
January 2010
1 post
